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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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trainthief

I actually genuinely love dealing with angry and aggressive customers because it’s SO funny. They always come in with a specific level of energy and they expect whoever they deal with to be scared of them and then when I’m clearly not physically or emotionally intimidated they get SO flustered and start doing the weirdest shit to regain power in the situation. Like there’s absolutely nothing you could do to me in this coffee shop that would ever even make my Top 10 Scariest Interactions With People but by all means, keep faking that phone call to your boss who apparently knows the Starbucks mermaid personally. 

trainthief

I also love doing it because I know all my coworkers can get really upset when people treat them like that, which is totally understandable. So instead because they know I don’t mind they’ll just call me in and then gather round to watch like it’s a boxing match

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nerdgul

Your average pineapple, peeled and cut makes about 4.5 cups or 36 ounces of pineapple chunks. Cans of pineapple come in a variety of sizes the most common being 20oz and 46oz. Meaning a single pineapple generally won’t fill up a single can perfectly, wich also means everytime u eat pineapple from a can somewhere someone else has the can that has the rest of that same pineapple. Meaning u can share a single fruit with a stranger from hundreds of miles away and I think that’s beutiful

weirdfandomchick

How much sleep are you getting?

nerdgul

Not enough my guy

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eziltheratcatcher

Reminder that Wikipedia works off donations only

birb-ghost

If you’ve ever used Wikipedia(lbr,  you have), you know how useful it is. I use Wikipedia constantly.

The thing about Wikipedia is that it is non-profit and runs entirely off donations. That’s why you don’t see ads on their site and you don’t have shit happening with Wikipedia the way things are happening with Tumblr. It’s there as a beacon of knowledge for everyone to benefit from.

The downside to having a website as big and high-traffic as that is that you’ve gotta have massive, beefy servers keeping it running. That shit is expensive. I don’t mean buying a venti and a breakfast sandwich from Starbucks expensive, I mean tens of thousands of dollars expensive.

I’m posting this because I just got a banner from Wikipedia reminding me that they need donations and, as a poor, disabled person, I had to sit there and stare at it for a minute and think about if I could donate. Usually I just close it and try not to think about it, but this time, with all the shit happening with Tumblr and other websites due to being run by corporations, I really sat and thought about it.

And honestly? I’m not making very much money right now. I’m living with my sister and barely making enough to pay for necessities, but I think I might pitch in ten bucks next time I get paid.

They say if everyone donated $2.75, they could stay afloat a lot better. So take a moment to consider that. What is $2.75? A large fry from McDonalds? A tall Starbucks? It’s cheaper than a tall at Starbucks, let’s be honest. A bag of chips?

That’s really not that much. Donating to a cause feels a lot like throwing money into a wishing well, like a frivolous use of money that you won’t see again. But it isn’t. We see the fruits of donations every single time we use Wikipedia. It’s a well-made site with a very active team of people maintaining it as well as countless contributors who add new articles all the time.

Don’t let Wikipedia run out of money to the point where they have to rely on a corporation to keep their servers running.

Don’t let Wikipedia become the next Tumblr!

I know a lot of you are too young or too new to the community to remember, but Tumblr used to be ad free just like Wikipedia. They ran on investments iirc and when they got big enough, they were forced to sell out to Yahoo because they couldn’t keep up with server costs.

If people don’t help Wikipedia by donating what they’re able to, Wikipedia will end up just like Tumblr is now, wrestling with corporations looking to make money from people’s search data and ad views.

Imagine the impact censorship would have on an informational treasure trove like Wikipedia and consider if you’d be able to spare less than three bucks the next time you get paid.

Wikipedia is a force of good in this world that we can’t afford to lose.

Source: birb-ghost
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kingchessmon

the scene where blue diamond calls connie stevens pet made me uncomfortable….

girlfriendluvr

STEVEN UNIVERSE DID WHAT

strangeauthor

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kingchessmon

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steven universe is bad folks!

chum-personable

do you dumb fucks not realize that homeworld society is like, supposed to be hugely stratified by class and majorly fucked up and bad, or this detail in a show made to be understood by 8 year olds fly over your idiot heads

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roadhogsbigbelly

*a villain character does something bad*

Tumblr:SEE I TOLD YOU THIS SHOW WAS GARBAGE

Source: kingchessmon
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sweethotnight

yesterday this girl in my academic writing class sits down next to me and puts 3 bananas on the desk (which was jarring by itself) and i had two bananas in my backpack so i wanted to see if she would notice if i added those to her banana pile when she wasn’t looking and when she finally looked back at the bananas she sighed and said really quietly to herself “oh my god…i have so many…” and put all five of them in her backpack

leonardi-dicaprisun

the anniversary of this legend

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